Lauryn Where Art Thou?!?!?!

Sigh, sigh and JUST sigh……

I was missing me some L-Boogie so much that I've been rocking out to her at work. I've been asking myself the infamous question that everyone else has been asking. WHERE THE HELL IS LAURYN HILL?!?!

"The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill" has to be one my favorite albums in the world. Right up there with "Off The Wall", "Purple Rain" and "All Eyez On Me". Every bit of it was pure genius, even down to her interludes. "Tell Him" and "Ex Factor" are my top songs on that album. I actually had the honor of meeting Ms. Hill about 3 years ago. Although, I was ecstatic, it wasn't the best encounter. I was on my lunch break and she was in front of "B. Smith's". She had on bell bottoms, a pink afro wig and platform shoes with a fish tank in the heel. It wasn't the Lauryn Hill that I knew and loved. She came up to me and in a raspy voice said "Wear that Bob Marley shirt well, RESPECT". Then she jumped into her car like a clown (I mean thief) in the night…very weird experience. Yet, I was sooooo happy to have met her eventhough she was off her rocker:( Lauryn come back, we miss you girl and this music industry NEEDS ya!!!!

Ahhhh her Fugee days....

Young days.....

Now this is the Lauryn we remember...

Then she met "HIM" Mr. Rohan....*side eye*

He broke her heart and this started happening.  First her hair went...then her head:(

It slowly begins......

BOOM-Enters the crazy L-Boogie....

Downhill from here.....

No words....

Dear (Crazy) Lauryn,

I don't know what you've done with the (old) Lauryn Hill.  We want her back though ASAP or else.  Thank you kindly:)

Ciao,

L

Pedro Strikes again.........

I was first put on to Pedro Martell a few months ago. He blew me away with his dance routine he did to Beyonce's "Check on it". Not only did Pedro let the camera HAVE IT. His confidence was also through the roof!!!!! Although, Pedro was born with no lower torso, he didn't let that stop him. He is a HUGE Mariah Carey fanatic and became an overnight youtube success. I am not going to lie, when I initially saw his video I was taken back. After it all sunk in, I had nothing but respect for him. So, with that being said, I decided to see what he's been up to. After doing a bit of research this is what I found. I am proud to present to you Pedro's music video. YES... music video, I love you Dro but, *BLANK STARE*. This is him lip syncing to Danity Kane's "Secret Place". Eventhough I really don't get it, I can't knock your hustle Mr. Martell! A few of us could learn a thing or two from you. Love who you are my people!

*FYI-For those who never seen the "Check On It" video, here you go....

Music: Theophilus London covers Marvin Gaye's "I Want You". Just when I thought this song couldn't get any sexier, IT DID! Theophilus kills it....wicked!

New Music: Eminem "Despicable" (Freestyle on Drake's Over)....

PMS- DAMN...DAMN....DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Premenstrual Syndrome:  a disorder characterized by a set of hormonal changes that trigger disruptive symptoms in a significant number of women for up to two weeks prior to menstruation.

Ladies….Ladies….Ladies…

Where do I begin?!?! Good ole PMS-*SIGH*. Some men just don't get it, this is something that gals have no control over. I am one of the many women who suffer from this. YES, I'm guilty of having my inner medusa lash out every month!!! It's weird because I am very conscious of it yet, I can't contain myself. I can go from "I love you hunny pass me to pepper" to "Why the f**k did you just shove the pepper in my hand?" Whamp whamp…sad but true. Can you say roller coaster of emotions????? YIKES. I Swear I wish there was a retreat where all women can go to every month. A small chill out spot where we I can stay for a few days. It'll have punching bags, nunchucks, bullhorns I can scream into, unlimited hot tea, heating pads, loads of Midol on deck and all the entenmann's cake I can eat! Hey, a girl can dream, lol :)

***Here are a few pictures of what PMS may look like.  Look familiar to any of you?!?! heehee....

"To Catch A Predator" mash up......

It never ceases to amaze me how stupid these men are on  "To Catch A Predator".  The answers that they give when they're caught are PRICELESS.  The host Chris Hansen is also hilarious with his sharp witty comments.  He makes these pedifiles want to hang their heads in shame.  Although this is a SERIOUS matter, you have no choice but to laugh at these morons when caught red handed!!!

***HERE IS A MASH UP OF SOME OF THE FOOLS ON THIS SHOW.  SIDEBAR-PEEP OLE BOI NAKED IN THE KITCHEN. DAYUM SHAME.....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE,WATCH YOUR KIDS CLOSELY FOLKS!!

A few signs that mean you're most likely a douchebag. Your a DB if you.....

-Don't open the door for your lady: Not attractive men, I know your mama's raised you better than that.  Help us believe that chivalry is NOT dead.

-Pick up your date without bathing:  I mean, why the hell would you do that?  Have that ish SITUATED  prior to reaching the door step!

-Front like your something that your not:  Fellas don't lie to a chick and tell her your a V.P. @ a famous record label when your really the janitor.

-wear fronts in your mouth: No ma'am- Can you say bad hygiene?  Food getting caught in it and damn near errrthang else.  You can have anything from  last weeks grits to pub hairs up in there-YUCK.  Fronts in your mouth equals hot rattle snake breath.

-Cuss in front of your mama:  I think that's beyond tacky and disrespectful.  If you act a fool like that in front of mom, how the hell will you act around your date?

-don't go down on your girl, nuff said. Lmfao. 

-think having a convo about your hustling days is attractive:  Intellect & a clean record equals sexy!

-wear your jeans tighter than mine e.g. :

-look like this

-Or, have a beard like this

****Please take note people-Just my thoughts:)

Ciao,

L

Fashion: New summer shoes by Gucci.....

 'kitty' ballerina flats with bamboo horsebit.

multi-color GG straw and light brown leather


nickel hardware


leather sole

'zip web' high heel platform sandals with zipper detail.

green/red/green signature web and light brown leather


nickel hardware


ankle strap with oversized horsebit ring buckle


leather sole


4.1" heel

Afternoon giggles: Brown nosing is an understatement when it comes to this pic, lol.....

DAYUM skippy are you in yet?  That big ass dog doesn't feel half of ole boi's head in his ass?!?!?!

Folks Celebrating 4/20 day......

4/20 day: Counterculture holiday where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis.

-In other words basically a regular ass day for some people, lmao.

Although I myself am not a smoker, I know several folks who are.  So....to all those people out there who are currently smelling that natural mystic blowing through the air, haha.  I posted the video below in your honor, enjoy....WOW.

Today's throwback: Gang Starr feat Nice & Smooth-DWYCK. This used to be my ish!!! Rest In Peace Guru....