A few signs that mean you're most likely a douchebag. Your a DB if you.....

-Don't open the door for your lady: Not attractive men, I know your mama's raised you better than that.  Help us believe that chivalry is NOT dead.

-Pick up your date without bathing:  I mean, why the hell would you do that?  Have that ish SITUATED  prior to reaching the door step!

-Front like your something that your not:  Fellas don't lie to a chick and tell her your a V.P. @ a famous record label when your really the janitor.

-wear fronts in your mouth: No ma'am- Can you say bad hygiene?  Food getting caught in it and damn near errrthang else.  You can have anything from  last weeks grits to pub hairs up in there-YUCK.  Fronts in your mouth equals hot rattle snake breath.

-Cuss in front of your mama:  I think that's beyond tacky and disrespectful.  If you act a fool like that in front of mom, how the hell will you act around your date?

-don't go down on your girl, nuff said. Lmfao. 

-think having a convo about your hustling days is attractive:  Intellect & a clean record equals sexy!

-wear your jeans tighter than mine e.g. :

-look like this

-Or, have a beard like this

****Please take note people-Just my thoughts:)

Ciao,

L